Monday, December 20, 2010

The Measure of a Man... not the length or girth of his dick.

According to unsubstantiated reports, black people in the US have the longest dicks, while the Jews have the girthiest dicks, the thickest dicks.

And no, the measure of a man is also not his woman. It is also not the contents of his wallet, or the clothes he wears. Or the friends he keeps.

Because all these things, dick, cunt, cash, threads, will one day die.


The measure of a man, is the fact that he can't be measured. To measure, is to judge. And unless you are paid by the Government to do so in a limited capacity, then you should not measure people's dicks.

By the way, I offer my dick to be measured by your cunts.

Me: What say you?

She: Six and a half twain!

Me: What now?

She: Seven twain!

Me: Now?

She: Mark Twain!