Thursday, March 25, 2010

Boredom

I am feeling rather combative today, with no relief in sight. So I'm gonna pick on women.

Dina Zaman wrote an article for an Internet portal saying how society expects women to handle their finances. Hold down a job. Make babies. Be religious, and also the latest - porn stars.

Of course, some idiots will blame men. While it is true that some stupid male fucktards always spoil things for everyone, it must be said that a man's needs from women are very simple.

In the words of Chris Rock:

Feed me, fuck me, shut the fuck up.

Very simple.

Food. Sex. Silence. That's all we need.

This is why Thailand is the solution, the alternative from dating Malaysian whores.

Malaysian whores want all your money. Thai prostitutes want only some of your money.

Dating Malaysian whores cost RM2,000 a month. For RM2,000, you can fuck 10 different girls in Thailand.

Marrying Malaysian whores is lifetime enslavement.

Think about it. Food? Sex? Silence?

Thai food is great food. Sex is in abundance. And if you want silence, just stay in your room.

All this talk about women expected to be this or that is just plain whining.

Just fix me a sandwich, suck my dick, and don't make too much noise. Finished!