Sunday, July 26, 2009

Tapir Hunter: Success!

Finally! Real tapirs!

I was also looking for the elusive rubber-tapirs. Tapirs who tap rubber trees, drink the latex, and can stretch itself to 10 times its original length.

The rubber-tapirs are the only known animals with a valid superpower, though some species of skew-urrels (my 'kew' key is still fucked) have exhibited super-speed when taking lots of caffeine and sugar.

Rubber-tapirs are indigenous to Malaysia and therefore we need to protect anyone who might be threatened by some rubber-tapirs who turned to a life of crime.