Saturday, February 14, 2009

Animalism

Call me Benjamin. I am a donkey.

In the beginning,

1. Whoever is on a one-legged justice system is the enemy. The justice system has always been one-legged. And it is WRONG.
2. Whoever jumps is a friend.
3. No politician shall wear clothes.
4. No politician shall sleep in a bed.
5. No politician shall drink alcohol.
6. No politician shall betray any politician.
7. All politicians are equal.

Add an ounce of power. Not too much, now. And it becomes:

1. Whoever is on a one-legged justice system is a friend. Hail the justice system!
2. Whoever jumps is an enemy.
3. No politician shall wear clothes.
4. No politician shall sleep in a bed without a ho.
5. No politician shall drink beer.
6. No politician shall betray any politician without just cause.
7. All politicians are equal but some politicians are MOAR equal than others. MOAR!

I wonder. When would Boxer be sent to the 'vet'?

Fuck the commandments. I'm worried about Boxer. And the 'vet'.

Keep on bleating, you fucking sheep! Fucking fucktard sheep!

And oh, Happy Valentine's Day! Yay!