Friday, December 19, 2008

Tales from the Drunk Side: Fuck You, Bitch!

You know what? I am so cool.

I am so cool, my fart just now solved global warming.

I am so cool, the nitrogen in the air around my ass just turned liquid.

I am in awe of myself. I look up to me.

Good job, me. Hey, me. You're such a good-lookin' motherfucker, me.