Fuck Eckhart Tolle and his 'Is that so?' bullshit.
The best retort, the best response for anything and everything people throw your way is: KEMBAAAAAAAANG CIPAP AKU MENDENGARNYA.
Imagine this - Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim Vs Datuk Shabery Cheek
Shabery: When you were Finance Minister...
DSAI: KEMBAAAAAAAANG CIPAP AKU MENDENGARNYA.
S: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
And yesterday, I was stopped by the Pole-lease.
Pole-lease: Saya saman ya, encik?
Me: Hmh.
P: Saya saman ni...
Me: KEMBAAAAAAAANG CIPAP AKU MENDENGARNYA.
P: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Me Vs Racist motherfuckers:
Racist: You are a racialist! Because you are a Malay!
Racist2: You are....so racist....because....you...are...a...not-Malay!
Me: KEMBAAAAAAAANG CIPAP AKU MENDENGARNYA.
Racist: ARGH! Cough blood oredi.
Racist 2: Nodus limfa akuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Me Vs Retard
Retard: Have you fucked the letter oredi?
Me: I'm...sorry?
R: Have you fucked the letter oredi?
Me: Fucked? Wut?
R:(points at fax machine) The fuck machine. Have you fucked it?
Me: ...
R: So, you fucked it?
Me: KEMBAAAAAAAANG CIPAP AKU MENDENGARNYA.
Me Vs Random Dude
RD: I don't care about what people think about me.
Me: Kay.
RD: So what do you think of me?
Me: KEMBAAAAAAAANG CIPAP AKU MENDENGARNYA
Me Vs check-out counter girl.
COCG: Bang, boleh tak tunggu sekejap? Saya tak reti nak tukar gulung resit ni.
Me: KEMBAAAAAAAANG CIPAP AKU MENDENGARNYA.
Alex Ferguson Vs Cristiano Ronaldo:
AF: You will NOT leave Manchester United for Real madrid, and that's final!
CR: KEMBAAAAAAAANG CIPAP AKU MENDENGARNYA.
AF: Eh, yeke?
CR: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
WARNING: Will not work on fags.
