I am now in Bangkok and as usual, the trip has been a blast.
In the past few days, I have talked to two girls (one go go and one massage) on how to improve the circumstances of farmers and the general agricultural industry of Thailand.
I almost got thrown into Thai prison. I rediscovered the Seven Positions of Buddha. I was also warned by massage girls to stay away from certain places in Bangkok because there might or will be demonstrations soon.
There's also the new discoveries: Go Go Marketplace and the BEST A GO GO IN ALL OF THAILAND. As well as a new catchphrase Cheepork and I have been using - Kaze no Yoooooooooooooooooooo ni Hayaku!
These are possible titles of the Bangkok-Pattaya Trip in the upcoming weeks:
National Pornographic Sexplorer: Kaze no Yo ni Hayaku
National Pornographic Sexplorer: The Future of Thai Agriculture
National Pornographic Sexplorer: The Green Chocobo
National Pornographic Sexplorer: The Seven Positions of Buddha
National Pornographic Sexplorer: Cheepork the Fucking Tourist
National Pornographic Sexplorer: Secrets of Pattaya Revealed
National Pornographic Sexplorer: To Bang Sue and Back - the Search for the Ultimate Massage Parlour Within Walking Distance to the LRT
National Pornographic Sexplorer: CAUGHT! I am a Criminal
National Pornographic Sexplorer: The Marketplace of the Gods
National Pornographic Sexplorer: Picking Up Japanese Men
National Pornographic Sexplorer: Those Things They Sell in Thai 7-Elevens
For now, I am going back to my room to watch somebody who looks and sounds like Sir Ian McKellen play Heidi's grandfather. My room has 56 channels. Free.
I will have a communications blackout for a few days. If anything big goes down in Bangkok, I might just stay here and submit reports to whatever news agency/newspaper that wants it.
For now, I am safe.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to listen to Ian McKellen.
Cheers.
Kaze no yoooooooooooooooo ni HAYAKU!
(and tonight, Soi Cowboy)
